omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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