So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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