and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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