it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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