Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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