420 ftw
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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