the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
