my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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