margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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