she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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