that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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