Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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