so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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