guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
