are you still at the devil's house?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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