the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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