it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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