Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
