We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
