UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm always down for nudity.
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