Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just made out with a guy for $7.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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