so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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