I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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