Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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