elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The air was thick with penises
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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