even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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