if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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