Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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