the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
