i already hear my dad disowning me
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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