just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
