Me. At least after what I've been through.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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