I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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