Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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