yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
