if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
