It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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