i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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