I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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