there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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