the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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