He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
