He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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