I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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