I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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