sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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