why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
