I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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