Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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