...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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