Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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